Sunday, 07 October 2012

• Breaking The News

   

  

  With the news involving two of our members, I thought this might be the time to announce some news of my own.

  Now I know this may cause some heartbreak to some of the frequent female type persons that visit this blog, and it may even cause the same with a few latent homosexuals. But it's better it comes from me than a third party.

  If you haven't been deprived of the fresh aroma of someone waking up next too you for a while, this may not mean anything to you, but for someone who has been divorced longer than my last girl friend had been alive, the thoughts of walking down the path to the gallows, I mean the altar, has a rather pleasant appeal.

  It began like this: I am a member of another site, I have been for 12 years, it's where I began writing. Recently a new member there emailed me. She lives in Senegal. She loves me, it says so in her many emails. I have no reason to doubt her as she has stated she is a fine upstanding Christian girl.

  I've tried on many occasions to explain our age differences, I've also sent her close up pics to convince her I probably am not the person for her. I even explained per the advice of my secretary, that I'm just a poor old man who can't even afford Viagra if I ever should have the reason to need it.

  And none of this mattered to this young lady, because she loves me.

  My friend from San Antonio via New York,  gave me invaluable advice this weekend when she visited me. I'm sure it was good advice although she was laughing so hard she fell off the bar stool at The Atomic Lounge and required stitches.

  Anyhow my future wife is going to come visit me for a month as soon as I send her the $2000.00 usd by Western Union, oh and she wants to marry me while she is here.

  I have an appointment with Dr. I Keepem Hard to get a couple thousand scripts of Viagra.

  I'm sorry t break this news to y'all like this but I'm sure there is someone besides me out there for ya. After all look how lucky I am.

  Oh she even sent me a picture.      

  

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