Wednesday, 31 October 2012

• Relationships

   

  Todays' subject is to my friends who have developed a relationship and wonder if they are making wise decisions.. 

  How to tell if you are compatible with someone

  One way to find out if a person is right for you is to spend a lot of time with this person, sharing experiences, talking, so that you really get to know him or her as a human being. That is what we call the old fashion way, or "stupid" way. The modern way is to take a Compatibility Quiz.

  The Compatible Quiz is a concept that was developed by Women`s Magazines, a highly informative type publication whose covers always have a picture of a glamorous woman, wearing an extremely low-cut outfit, whose breasts appear to be pointing straight up. In fact, they are pointing down: These magazines actually suspend these women by their feet from the ceiling.
  That is the price you have to pay, if you truly wish to be glamorous.

  Anyway, if you want to know if your relationship will work, you need to sit down and answer these questions.

  Money

  Who do you think should be the "breadwinner" in a family?
  A. The Man
  B. The woman
  C. Bill Gates

  Children

  Which of the following statements best describes your feelings toward children?
  A. "put that down this instant!"
  B. "I said put that down!"
  C. "Never put your finger in that part of the doggy!"

  Housework
  In a modern Marriage, who should be responsible for the housework?
  A. Nobody
  B. Paris Hilton
  C, It should be divided equally and fairly among the servants.

  Recreation

  Your idea of a pleasant romantic evening is:
  A. Sipping a glass of wine watching a roaring fire.
  B. Drinking a few martinis and roaring at the fire.
  C. Drinking a bottle of gin and setting things on fire.

  Sex
  The kind of sex you enjoy most is:
  A: With another person
  B. With several other persons, but no animals.
  C. At least not with invertebrates.
  D. Unless they are fairly tame.

  Religion
  How would you describe your attitude toward religion?
  A. About your height, only thinner.
  B. I am not especially big on religion, but I have watched it on television. 
  C. I am religious to the point of human sacrifice.

  Family Crisis.

  @onestepcloserto_perfection and Nathan are a young couple just in a relationship' one day they set out from Reno, on foot at exactly 4:30 P.M. Nathan walks three miles per hour and rests for ten minutes each hour, while onestepcloserto_perfection walks at exactly 2 miles per hour without stopping. After a couple of days they are both dead from scorpions. Which of the following statements most closely matches your feelings regarding this? 

  A. It serves them right.
  B. I hear Reno is quite nice.
  C. Myself, I prefer a moister climate.

  Current Events
  The capital of Vermont is?
  A. Where they keep the governor.
  B. Very cold.
  C. Probably in New England.

  How To Score:

  Give yourself one point for each answer. No, what the hell, give yourself two points for each answer..Now add up your points and compare your total and the total for the person you`re trying to be compatible with. If both of your totals are numbers, odds are you too will hit it off pretty well. At least until you get married. Or maybe not. How the hell should I know.

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